i'd rather eat lima beans!

My most favorite saying when I don't want to (1 do something (2 eat something or (3 be somewhere is , "I'd rather eat lima beans!"

Today that ole lima bean mantra was repeated over and over again! 

Why? Do you have to ask? I'll tell ya why.....  it seems the good old DMV (yes!) of California missed me.  The lovely letter I received in the mail, highlighted stapled and duplicated 42 times on black and white glossy 8x10 photographs...(oh sorry started to relive the saga of Arlo Guthrie's Alice's Restaurant.....)

The letter so nicely informed me that I didn't show proof that my car was registered in the state of NJ when I first visited....was I asked for any official document?  NO.  And, kids you cannot have any omissions or cross-outs on your submitted form.  OOOps, my black inked out writing mistakes got me into a heap of  trouble.  I was educated in public school which didn't let the likes of Sister Joseph rapping my knuckles to teach me to be neat with my writing.  Public school willingly let me explore my own style of penmanship!  Maybe Sister Joseph is running California's DMV now????? 

What else do I have to do with my days?  

 I along with the throngs of other non rule followers stood on the long, long line to the information desk.  Watching the clock tick away  25 very slow minutes it was my turn for that coveted bingo number B82! 

Pizza is always ready in 20 minutes, so is take out Chinese food.  In twenty minutes I was ready for take out too!  I approached my new friend behind the counter of mismatched and misguided rules with a nice happy smile on my face, and a little wave.  

I can be nice when I need/want/or have too. haha.

I then explained why I was back, and wholeheartedly apologized for having messy penmanship; all the while hiding my knuckles just in case Sister Joseph rounded the corner!

All is good, all is taken care of.  But wait, the TRUCK!! When will that be rejected??? 

I will eat a bowl of lima beans before  I step back into another DMV office again!  Phill is officially tagged, "he is it!"  

Run away and hide!